The real question now is, how much?
If you'd rather drown yourself in the happiness of a keg of salad dressing than drown your sorrows with a keg of beer, we've found the flawless thing for you.
Hidden Valley created the ideal gifts for all you ranch lovers. And Hidden Valley notes that the kegs are "stackable", in the event that you'd need more than one... The keg is 9.7 inches tall and 6.3 inches wide.
The mini ranch kegs are $50 and can preordered now.
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"Pre-order today", the gift guide states. Shipping begins December 11th, just in time for Christmas.
A food web store called Flavour Gallery is selling a keg of ranch dressing. The festive products also include a ranch fountain.
That item weighs in at two pounds and has four "easy to assemble" tiers.
And for the ultimate ranch fan, there's the Hidden Valley Holiday Ranch Fountain, complete with a skirt.